Weird Thought # 71

Am I the only one?

I saw “serve this refreshing, lightly carbonated beverage super chilled” on the side of a can. My first thought was: yeah because if it it’s even slightly warm it will probably taste like something died in it.


In the ladies restroom at work, a large printed sign in the stall says “Please do not dispense of sanitary products in toilets”

All I can say is OMG! Trust me... If I ever drop a quarter in a toilet and get something back, I am not going to touch it!