Pets are better than people

I just got off a 6 hr shift at the pet store. My feet, which I worried about, are fine. My lower back, however, is on strike. Gawd, I never realized how much the excess skin on my tummy pulled on my lower back until today.

All in all, I loved it. One thing I don't like about working at ABC insurance is the fact I have no person to person customer interaction. I enjoy talking to, seeing, and actually helping customers.

Well, most customers... enter the screaming kids, raving parents, and idiotic adults that cant keep from making that goo-goo voice talk to every animal in the store. Other than that.. It was great.

I was very competent, knowledgeable and helpful. Hell, I've owned almost every kind of pet they sell, and if I haven't one of my family has.

All things considered I had a good time. There was plenty of poop to clean, I only bled 3 times and I didn't bitch slap a single kid. Woo Hoo..

And all this can be yours for the bargain basement price of $5.15 an hour. (see your local pet store for details)