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Letters to Nowhere

Monday, September 11, 2006

Recommended Slogan

Use Scott Toilet Tissue: Because your saving your coffee filters.. for coffee

Scott Toilet Tissue: The Kleenex is gone, and the Bounty.. Well that's a bit too much exfoliation

Scott Toilet Tissue: The papermill has gotta send the rejects somewhere!

Scott Toilet Tissue: 100% recycled drywall

Needless to say I ran out of TP the other day and borrowed a roll from the neighbor. Thank the gods I didn't have hemorrhoids.


  • OMG not SCOTT. That's not even John Wayne toilet paper. Its a step below using a rock to scrape your ass clean.

    By Blogger Amanda, at 8:41 PM  

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