Married Change #1

When my beau and I were talking about getting married I said I'd have to go on a diet..

When I mentioned 2 weeks later that almost everything I'd eaten grew from the ground. He was surprised..

"No.. That's why they had blood tests in most states. Didn't you know, if the Bride-to-be had a normal Iron level she clearly wasn't committed enough. They wouldn't give them a license!" I said laughingly.