Clearance?
My cousin, Chris, and I went to the local Mal-Wart to find a new headset for my phone. While there I checked out the clearance stuff. There were 600 thread count sheets on Clearance. I almost swooned. I grabbed a Queen size and looked at the price. $68.00 This is clearance? I checked the regular price $68.85
Huh? I turned to Chris and showed him the sheets. Then, in a voice that spoke of awed amazement and sarcastic joy, I said "Oh My Gosh Chris, look I'll save EIGHTY-FIVE cents. Now we can have quality bedding AND send the kids off to college with that kinda savings!"
I didn't know there was a woman on the other side of the rack until she started laughing. She stood up and and said, I thought the exact same thing!
pfft .. Clearance my ass
Huh? I turned to Chris and showed him the sheets. Then, in a voice that spoke of awed amazement and sarcastic joy, I said "Oh My Gosh Chris, look I'll save EIGHTY-FIVE cents. Now we can have quality bedding AND send the kids off to college with that kinda savings!"
I didn't know there was a woman on the other side of the rack until she started laughing. She stood up and and said, I thought the exact same thing!
pfft .. Clearance my ass
2 Comments:
With those kinds of discounts, it's amazing that they can afford to stay in business!
By Me, at 11:17 PM
Yeah but but but, that's in US FUNDS!!!....Thats like $45 in Canadian...stop that skoffing you guys!!!GEEEZZZZ
By Moon, at 1:56 PM
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