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Letters to Nowhere

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Read tubes carefully.

If for example, and this is totally hypothetical you understand, ehem.. If you grab a tube of Artic-Heat (aka ICY HOT) mistaking it for a tube of Anti-Itch cream and proceed to liberally slather it all over your winter-dry and itchy inner knee area as I did some hypothetical person did, you will, uh hypothetically speaking, be doing the River Dance all the way to the shower. While yodeling obscenities. The ad-lib arm flailing only adds to the drama.

Oh and the shower.. bad bad idea. The water only makes it worse.

Thank the gods it wasn’t a yeast infection itch.

2 Comments:

  • YIKES! I'm quite sure that, hypothetically, that wasn't fun.

    ;)

    -G

    By Blogger Garrison Steelle, at 8:04 AM  

  • Holy Hell Batman..had it been a yeast infections you...erm the hypothetical person would still be zoming towards space with the propulsion of a hypothetical sonic heat boost located in the nether regions!!!

    By Blogger moon, at 2:37 PM  

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