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Letters to Nowhere

Sunday, November 28, 2004

Dare Schmare..

I laugh in the face of your dare. You are looking at a woman that really really wanted to go into Canadian Tire and as for a "penis protector". Besides my (ehem) sordid past isnt really a secret, and Im not ashamed of it.

There's a list going around and I've seen several places where you bold what's true and leave plain what's false. That's all well and good, but you know I just can't do something the same way everyone else does it. So, I've created my (Church of Steele) own unique list. The rules are exactly the same.

I DARE YOU to play along. ;)
1. Copy this whole list into your journal / blog.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

With no further ado, like you had any ado to begin with..

01. I've had sex in the past five minutes.
02. I enjoy oral sex.
03. I scream loudly during sex.
04. I love sleeping with more than two people.
05. I own at least two books about sex..
06. I've peeked into the locker room of the opposite sex.
07. I have taken money for sex.
08. I've had sex while under the influence of a controlled substance.
09. I've been in porn movies.
10. I have been the odd person in a threesum.
11. I have published the sexual exploits of a past relationship without telling my ex.
12. I have lied to a lover about having an affair.
13. I have more than ten tattoos.
14. I like and respect Jenna Jameson.
15. I like slow sex.
16. I have learned a lot sexually over the past year.
17. I have a sexual fantasy about another blogger.
18. I've been told I’m a great lover.
19. I carry a condom at all times.
20. I'm interested in trying suspension.
21. I've broken a bone while having sex.
22. I have a wet dream that I am ashamed to reveal.
23. I have had sex in the rain..
24. I have had sex while someone else watched.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it would improve my sex life.
26. I want to fuck right now ! (sorry Im too damn tired.. and besides I wouldnt call it fucking .. what I want to do right not)
27. I to play with food.
28. I like sex that’s hard and fast.
29. I always brush my teeth after sex.
30. I shave my pubic hair.
31. I have traveled out of town to have sex.
32. I have fantasized about having sex with my brother-/sister-in-law.
33. I have had sex with a person from a country other than my own.
34. I dress to look sexy every day.
35. I have had sex with twins.
36. I have has sex with someone I met over the Internet.
37. I have more than ten sex toys.
38. I like the way I look naked.
39. I have lied to get a person to have sex with me.
40. I change from one sex position to another in a specific order each time.
41. I saw my parents having sex.
42. I get cable just for the soft porn.
43. I think legalized prostitution can reduce some crime.
44. I have a list of people I would like to see naked.
45. I am regularly tested for STD’s.
46. I am one kinky bitch.
47. I'm always hungry after sex.
48. I enjoy phone sex.
49. I have been arrested for being naked in public.
50. I have had sloppy drunk sex with a stranger


  • Laugh in the face of my dare, will you? Okay, I'll just have to make it even more interesting next time. ;)

    Oh, and I want to know about the twins. I think you're the first one to mark that one.


    By Blogger Garrison Steelle, at 11:42 AM  

  • Okay, were the twins and the threesum the same time? Cuz, cool...

    By Blogger Silly Old Bear, at 5:28 PM  

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