If you arrived here

after searching for gapping vaginas on yahoo, let me say two things:

1. move along nothing to see here
and
2. ewww.....

You know I had to try it. I'm number 10 for gapping vaginas on yahoo. I say again.. ewwww

Yep, that's my odd search hit of the day. Runners-up include:

• zanny bars (51 times total) That shit'll kill you (or your brother in my case)
• will noni juice clear yeast infection (No, but it tastes so bad you'll pray for death.)
• wedding dress sewing limericks (huh?)
• largest recorded female pubic hair (3 times total) I say, yet again, ewww
• why do women like to be "choked during sex" (hint: The vast majority don't!)
• getting mixed signals from a guy i like (Welcome to the club, sister. There's a support group near you. It's called "Every Woman Ever Born". Meetings are held.. well, where ever 3 or more single woman happen to be located.)
• desire + want + attraction + smile + eyes + share + friendship + lust + life + lover + awake (Ok, I was thinking, all things that are part of a great relationship... until "awake". Huh? AWAKE? Where, exactly, does that fit in with the rest of these words? Is this one of those "which of these things don't belong" puzzles?)