Technical Difficulties

I've had a complete system meltdown over the last few days. I had to do a full restore, oh goody. I'm working on reinstalling everything I've done/changed/added in the last 9 months since I did my last complete system backup.

Let's see.. my system is not finding/installing my: add-on RAM, new Video card, cam, printer, hell it took me 3 hours to get all the hardware conflicts taken care of to get the friken modem to work.

And then.. and then.. there are still a few dozen megs of windows updates I need to download... on DIAL UP. I hate po-dunk Georgia. It's still offical... dial up sucks syphilitic donkey dick. You heard it here first.

Hopefully, all this will be taken care of by tomorrow evening, may the gods be willing, and assuming I don't take a hatchet to this 20 lb paperweight. At that point I'll regal you with anal beads, lawn mowers, and the trip to a theme park I took w/ my kid today.