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Letters to Nowhere

Saturday, December 04, 2004

If your family.. stop reading NOW

Ok Ok I give up. Screw 'em if they can't take a joke lol. Bold is True.
Are you happy now?! There now you know.

1. I have, either currently or in the past, gone over a year without sex.
2. I have a partially used tube of KY Jelly close to my bed. (It has lain there quite some time in it's lonely paupers grave, unloved, unused, un needed.)
3. I sometimes buy clothes specifically to turn people on.
4. I sleep with my socks on.
5. I have gotten someone drunk on purpose.

6. I set aside some time each day to surf porn online.
7. There are nude pictures of me somewhere on the Internet.
8. My family would FREAK if they read this list.

9. I can orgasm on command.
10. I have had sex standing up.
11. I have leather in my closet and I'm not afraid to wear it.
12. Given the opportunity, I would have sex with a porn star.
13. I know someone who needs a copy of "Sex for Dummies."
14. There is at least one extended family member (cousin, aunt, etc.), I would jump if we weren't related.
15. I think hose are sexy. Correction I think stockings and garters are sexy.

16. I think limited nudity should be allowed on television after 10:00 at night.
17. I like ribbed condoms. (I'm the condom Queen. But I really dont have a preference)
18. I am pierced somewhere other than my ears or navel.
19. I have had sex in the shower.
20. My parents caught me having sex.
21. My child(ren) caught me masturbating.
22. Watching other people have sex turns me on.

23. I own more than ten porn tapes/DVDs.
24. I have used a vegetable as a sex toy.
25. I enjoy reading erotic literature.
26. I can get wet/hard just by the sound of someone's voice.

27. I have used a sex swing. (still on my to-do-list)
28. I have employed the services of a professional sex worker. (Stripper)
29. I have (HAD)a membership on at least one adult pay site.
30. I would give up another habit (smoking, drinking, over-eating) if it meant having more sex.
31. I would consider hiring someone to teach me about the finer points of sex.
32. Given the opportunity, I would appear in an adult magazine.
33. I think reality TV should show who's having sex with whom.
34. I get wet/hard just walking into a Victoria's Secret store.
35. I keep a "Top 5" list of famous people I would like to fuck.
36. I have participated in an orgy.
37. My current sex life is beyond boring. Only because my sig other is away right now.

38. I am actively looking for a new sex partner.
39. I do NOT think having sex always means making a long-term commitment.
40. I have at least one sex toy made of glass.
41. I think anti-pornography laws are too restrictive.
42. People would be surprised if they knew how often I think about sex.
43. I think 16 is a good age to begin having sex.
44. I have special names for my sex organs.
45. I have used sex to get what I want.
46. I think the world would be a better place if people had sex more often.
47. I think some public nudity should be legal.
48. I have at least one sex toy that is purple.

49. I think a blogger orgy would be ... Interesting.
50. Just reading this list makes me horny.

2 Comments:

  • LOL. Now see, that wasn't so bad, was it? ;)

    we need to do something about that tube of lube, though...

    -G

    By Blogger Garrison Steelle, at 6:34 PM  

  • I would love it if CNN would do an in-depth story on number 46.

    Okay, on some of the others, too, but you gotta start somewhere.

    thanks for sharing ;)

    By Blogger Silly Old Bear, at 9:20 AM  

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