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Letters to Nowhere

Saturday, October 02, 2004

Sarcasm loves rejoice.. here is a new site

So You Think You Were Actually Hired to Do Work?? If you go to school for 4 to 6 years, run up $50,000 or more in debt, and learn how to design the chips that make computers and cell phones work, you can make, perhaps, $40,000 to $60,000/yr.

However, if you are REALLY good at making that singular facial expression that says, "I'm so constipated I'm about to produce a 10 kiloton detonation, but I'm SMILING," you can make hundreds of thousands or even MILLIONS of dollars.

So, if you really want to be successful in the world, don't worry about computers, don't worry about medicine, just practice SMILING while slamming your prick in a door.

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Ok I agree w/ this guy. I've seen, in corporate America, far more people get ahead by copious application of BUTT-KISSING BROWN Revlon lipstick than by actual (gasp) work. Sad but true.


  • Oh, yes ... don't let anyone think for a minute that we've evolved to the point of people being compensated on the basis of merit.

    Actually I suppose we shouldn't be surprised. Just like there are some people who will pay prostitutes top dollar just to TALK, there are people out there who will pay corporate managers top dollar to make a DELIBERATELY phony smile.

    By Blogger Axinar, at 7:51 AM  

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