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Letters to Nowhere

Sunday, July 11, 2004

Words of Wisdom?

Warning.. Possible weird stuff coming up... I'm checking my email.

As a Cat owner I found this to be hilarious.. LMAO

OH yeah.. Georgia's got it under control .. uh huh.. surreee
ATLANTA - It's bad enough that Fulton County Jail has over-
crowded cells, broken laundry facilities, poor ventilation,
and seeping sewage. Now, the jail must deal with the fact
that an inmate escaped from a maximum-security wing while
guards were performing as extras during the making of a rap
music video behind bars. Rapper Clifford Harris, known as
T.I., was permitted to use a cell, guards and inmates as
props and extras for his music video. The inmate, a convicted
forger jailed on a parole violation, used this opportunity
to make her big escape. Wearing the blue medical scrubs she
had on when she entered the prison, she quietly slipped out
a door used by employees. Problems at the jail have been
growing for years, but just got worse with this incident.
Now a federal judge is expected to take away control of the
jail from the sheriff and turn it over to someone else.
(from bizarre news.com)

Sometimes we just need to remember what the 10 Rules of Life really are:

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "you are right."
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them.
7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"
8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

Rae, Peachy This ones for yall.

Top 10 Questions You Should Never Ask When Being Interviewed For A Job :

1. What's your company's policy on severance pay?
2. How long does it take your company's bureaucracy to get
around to firing somebody for poor performance?
3. Could I get an office that's really close to the exit?
4. Does your company's life insurance cover suicide?
5. Who's the ugly bitch in that picture on your desk?
6. Does your company's insurance consider genital herpes a
pre-existing condition?
7. How many sick days do you allow each employee before you
stop paying them for not being here?
8. Does your insurance cover sex-change operations?
9. Does your LAN have a firewall that blocks triple-X websites?
10. How frequently do your accountants audit petty cash?


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